What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I don't drink

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : No

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Sure.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Will friendly dogs protect their owners?

He : Tea ?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : So, are you seeing someone?

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

He : I'm 24.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What are "demonic attacks" and how can one tell when they're happening to them, or someone else? How would one go about dealing with it?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why does my ex boyfriend do this?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Thank you.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.